More is More and Mess is Mess

When you ask for a “stack of napkins,” what do you expect?
Bring me two (as they often do) and I roll my eyes.
Bring me five and I wonder if we can actually be friends.
Bring me a stack that will last more than a minute.
How do people make it through a meal with five and under napkins?
You know I am going to ask for more within seconds.
Why drag out the dance?

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