Greetings from ye bedroom of little rest
where instead of counting sheep
to lull me into sleep,
I rehashed a recent daytime soap opera wedding and its guest list
and wondered why certain characters
were uninvited.
This kept me up all night
and now I know I will be a mess
at today’s online conference.
Less stress would be nice.
Cue the gothic organ music.
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