The last time I felt like I was hit by a truck was the time I was hit by a flying car crossing the George Washington Bridge.

The last time I felt like I was bowled over by a shot were my Covid needles in March and April. No complaints. In the name of love and life.

And now, this. I had a flu shot yesterday and I feel like the Covid vaccine afterglow was a walk in the park compared to how knocked off my feet I am as I type. No complaints. This is what we flu and do. In the name of love and life.

We forget how much something can hurt when we know it’s the right thing to do. Vaccination venting didn’t start with Covid. Amnesia is not a joke but…snap out of it, Science Conspiracy Fans.

My head hurts. Somebody pass the Motrin!