Bad photography alert:

How many photos of your feet do you have? By accident, by intention. We cringe at full body photos. Don’t stand so close to me. My eyes! My hair! My stomach!

Oh the agony of deh-feet!

We twist and turn for the most flattering angles in photos. But head all the way down? Go south, young people. Nothing to run from. Nothing to hide. Who is afraid to show a foot? Naturally beautiful stuff. You know what they say: The feet are the last to go.

By the way, does anyone know who -they- are? I have a litany of questions for the group that seems to know so much.